Feb 22, 2022
Time loops! Smarminess! Cool aliens! Comedy deaths! Hot butches! It's EDGE OF TOMORROW, it's TOTAL MASSACRE with Rowan, Carli, and Abby!
Feb 15, 2022
In the opening scene of Michael Bay's 2003 hit BAD BOYS 2, Will Smith yells "Blue power!" and it's all downhill from there. Or uphill. It's genuinely hard to say! Rowan, Dylan, and Brian try to puzzle it out as best as possible.
Feb 1, 2022
Total Massacre check's out Jackie Chan's nitty-gritty police procedural POLICE STORY, complete with Phoenix Wright-esque courtroom drama, three cakes to the face, bumbling cops who have to be able to break the rules, and the wildest bus stunt you'll ever see!